so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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