I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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