Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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