i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm bleeding and have questions
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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