North Korea, Best Korea!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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