you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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