how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
