She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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