Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we're chasing vodka with high fives
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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