Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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