Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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