watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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