I am puke
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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