i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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