redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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