I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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