the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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