i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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