I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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