no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
