I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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