his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
