If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i now understand why vodka
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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