Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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