she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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