Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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