Cold hands, warm shart.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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