shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
