Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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