Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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