shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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