"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
