A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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