At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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