either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
NoShamevember. You game?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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