how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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