Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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