Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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