so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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