I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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