what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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