It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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