The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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