Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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