I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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