If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I need a beard to bite.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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