Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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