No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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