More tranny stories later!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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