Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I can't turn off my feet"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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