I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
